Sometimes, my brain runs amok -
Why did I have so much more energy when we had no Internet access?
Why do people wearing shorts and tank tops complain about how cold it is in the dairy section? Why do some of them get irritated when I tell them the cheese likes it that way?
Why can chefs serve possum and muskrat for outrageous prices when those people would never eat that meat at home?
Why does it seem to snow at least a little every day in the winter but we can’t get rain when we need it in the summer? (I’m not complaining)
Why did our new neighbor not check the property lines before taking out bushes on our side? He also cut down most of the trees on his property. Maybe it isn’t an aversion to wild roses. Maybe he just doesn’t like the color green?
Why do they fill holes in our roads with loose asphalt and not pack it down?
Why does driving in the dark in the morning seem so much more unnatural than driving in the dark at night?
A strange cat jumped on our window box and our cats just sniffed it rather than trying to run it off. Is that a violation of the Cat Code of Conduct?
If night crawlers come out in the night, and meal worms hang out in the meal (if given the opportunity), why aren’t wax worms attracted to wax?
Why didn’t the union object to the new time clocks the company put up (fingerprint recognition)? I’m not sure the company understands it – they don’t have baseline prints.
Why doesn’t my sun therapy lamp cheer me up on gloomy summer days when it works fine in the winter?
Why is our ground cover growing into the cement rather than moving the other direction into the dirt?
Why don’t I ever see live skunks on the side of the road?
Why do some people seem to completely lose their sense of modesty when it gets hot? There are some parts of a stranger’s body that I never want to see. Ever.
Why does Kommado Kitty not like her treats when they’re new? Does catnip have to age?
What did beer drinkers do before there were summer and winter options? Was it really a cause of stress?
Why don’t all those kids who play soccer grow up wanting to watch it on TV like the kids who play baseball and football?
Why is the Sunday crossword puzzle in The New York Times so much harder than the one in the Boston Globe? I can’t believe the people in New York are smarter.
Who came up with “amok”? It sounds like your mind is someplace dirty.
(btw – I hit my one-year anniversary on WP last week. It seems that most people write something clever about that. I didn’t have anything clever to write, so you can just send me congratulatory chocolate.)